Required Document: The Caseworker's Guide to Not Caring About Your Feelings

Dear Caseworker, congratulations! You've finally found a job that's as soul-sucking as it is soul-destroying.

As a seasoned caseworker, you've likely developed a thick skin, but we all need a little reminder that, yes, people are still going to yell at you, and no, it's not your fault.

Here are a few tips to help you maintain your emotional detachment in the face of existential dread:

• Repeat the phrase "I'm just here to process paperwork" until it becomes your mantra.
• Maintain a 4-inch thick layer of bureaucratic jargon between you and the actual human beings in front of you.
• Develop a fascination with the intricate details of government forms and the joys of filling them out.

Additional Resources

• Ink Stains: The Secret to a Good Caseworker
• Penalties for Procrastination (Office Supplies Division)