In accordance with the highest traditions of Bureaucratic Efficiency, we hereby declare:
Everyone has the right to fill out forms in triplicate, without the burden of actually doing anything productive.
Everyone has the right to be told what to do by someone in a brightly colored jumpsuit with a clipboard.
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