Section 3 of Article 6 in the Declaration of the Obvious, which is an exhaustive catalog of things that are, in fact, obvious. This section deals with the obviousness of obviousness.
Paragraph 3, Subsection 1: "The sun sets in the west, unless it's a solar eclipse."
Go to Section 4 for more obviousness.
Paragraph 5, Subsection 2: "Bacon is the best food."
Go to Subsection 5 for more on the deliciousness of bacon.
Paragraph 7, Subsection 3: "Penguins are adorable."