Declaration of the Obvious, Article 6, Section 3

Section 3 of Article 6 in the Declaration of the Obvious, which is an exhaustive catalog of things that are, in fact, obvious. This section deals with the obviousness of obviousness.

Paragraph 3, Subsection 1: "The sun sets in the west, unless it's a solar eclipse."

Go to Section 4 for more obviousness.

Paragraph 5, Subsection 2: "Bacon is the best food."

Go to Subsection 5 for more on the deliciousness of bacon.

Paragraph 7, Subsection 3: "Penguins are adorable."

Go to Subsection 7 for more on the cuteness of penguins.