As per Section 3, Subsection A, Paragraph 2 of the Bureaucratic Code, all forms and documents shall be designed with the utmost disregard for the user's sanity. This Article 9 outlines the minimum standards for all forms and documents to be considered 'functional'. Failure to comply shall result in the immediate termination of the responsible bureaucrat.
Forms shall be designed to confuse and intimidate, with at least 7 fields that must be filled out in order to progress, including but not limited to: 'Full Name', 'Date of Birth', 'Social Security Number', 'Reason for Visiting', 'Purpose of Visit', 'Special Requests or Concerns', and 'Signature of Person Filling out This Form'.
Documents shall be printed with a font size of at least 12pt and a font style that is illegible to anyone who has not undergone rigorous training in the art of Bureaucratic Script. Each page shall be bound with a 3-inch binder clip, and shall contain at least 2 typos per page.
Appendix 9A: Minimum Standards for Bureaucratic Stationery Article 9B: Minimum Standards for Bureaucratic Lunchroom Snacks