Declaration of Unreliability

A 21st Century Update to the Original 1984 Document Declaration of Unreliability

Declaration of Unreliability

A 21st Century Update to the Original 1984 Document

Article 1: The Right to be Inconsistent

Section 1, Article 2: We, the undersigned, hereby declare that the right to be inconsistent shall be guaranteed to all citizens.

We, the undersigned, hereby declare that the right to be inconsistent shall be guaranteed to all citizens, including but not limited to:

  • Right to have multiple personalities
  • Right to be late for work
  • Right to change one's mind
  • Right to have a bad haircut

By signing below, we, the undersigned, acknowledge that we are willing to accept the consequences of our own unreliability and promise to use it for good, not evil.

Continue to Section 2: The Right to be Inconvenient

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