The Grievances
We, the undersigned, are hereby declaring our discontent with the current state of affairs in the land of Azuria. Specifically:
- Article 1: The right to a good Wi-Fi signal shall not be infringed.
- Article 2: The government shall provide adequate funding for avocado toast subsidies.
- Article 3: All citizens shall have the right to a 4-day weekend, effective immediately.
- Article 4: The national pastime shall be redefined as professional hammock-testing.
Signed,
The Discontented Citizens of Azuria