html Declaration of the Century: 21

Declaration of the Century: 21

A document of utmost importance, written in blood on the walls of a cave.

Article I: The Right to Be Extremely Important

Section 1.1: The Right to Wear a Pocket Protector in Any Situation

Justify your right to wear a pocket protector

Section 1.2: The Right to Demand Free Coffee

Learn more about this sacred right

Article II: The Right to Make a Scene

Section 2.1: The Right to Yell at the Postal Service

Document your right to make a scene

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