By order of the Fjord-Fishing Overlords, it is decreed that all citizens of the Fjord-Fishing Realm must participate in mandatory fjord-fishing activities at least once a week.
- Fish for at least one hour in the designated fjords.
- Consume not less than one liter of Fjord-Fishing Lager per hour.
- Sing the Fjord-Fishing Anthem upon request of the Fjord-Fishing Inspectors.
Failure to comply will result in penalties, including but not limited to: fines, community service, and forced viewing of the Fjord-Fishing Reality TV show.
Decree 20: Fjord-Fishing Safety Protocols