Design Principles: Because Who Needs Beauty?

Our design philosophy is based on a series of poorly thought-out principles, carefully crafted by our team of highly trained monkeys.

Principle 1: Contrast Overload - We use high-contrast colors to make your eyes bleed.

Principle 2: Bold Typography - Why smooth when you can shout?

Principle 3: Drop Shadow Everything - Because nothing says 'design' like a hint of menace.