Employee Benefits

Here at Bureaucracy Inc., we're not just a soul-sucking behemoth of paperwork and red tape. We also offer a range of benefits to our employees, including:

• Free parking, which is conveniently located on the 14th floor.
• Complimentary therapy sessions with our on-staff team of shrinks.
• A comprehensive benefits package, including 12 weeks paid vacation, plus all the forms you can fill out.

We also offer a variety of perks, including:

• A free lunch, provided by our on-staff caterer, who will occasionally forget to show up.
• A foosball table, which is currently out of commission due to a "mishap" involving a rogue stapler and a disgruntled employee.

Don't forget to check out our Retirement Plan and Insurance Options pages for more information on how to secure your financial future while still trapped in our never-ending cycle of paperwork.