Chapter 3: Absence Forms

As an employee of the Great Bureaucracy, it's essential to know how to properly fill out an Absence Form (Form 27B/6). Don't worry; we've got you covered!

Step 1: Determine the Type of Absence

Is your absence due to a medical condition? A family emergency? Or perhaps a sudden case of the Mondays? Choose the correct box:

Step 2: Fill Out the Form

Don't worry; it's not as painful as it sounds! Just follow these simple steps:

1. Fill out the top section with your name and employee ID.
2. Choose your start and end dates of absence.
3. Select your preferred method of communication (email, phone, or carrier pigeon).
4. Check the 'I'm not making this up' box.

Name: Employee ID: Start Date: End Date: Preferred Method of Communication: Email Phone Carrier Pigeon I'm not making this up (I swear on my honor, my dignity, and my sanity)

Appendix A: Tips for Avoiding the Dreaded Form 27B/6

Chapter 4: Sick Leave and Vacation Policies

Chapter 5: The Art of Bureaucratic Deception