Employee Handbook: Chapter 3 - Benefits
As a valued member of our team, you're entitled to some pretty sweet benefits. Check 'em out!
Health Insurance
We've got you covered in case things get weird.
- Comprehensive medical coverage, including mental health services (because, let's face it, it's a tough world)
- On-site massages (because stress is the enemy)
- Free on-site yoga classes (because flexibility is key)
Retirement Plan
You've got this! We've got your back... for the long-term.
- 401(k) matching, because we like you
- Pension plan (because who needs a social life, anyway?)
- Free financial planning sessions with our on-site accountant (because who doesn't love talking about money?)
Paid Time Off (PTO)
You earn it, you take it. It's like math.
- Two weeks of PTO per year, because you're human
- Flexible PTO scheduling, because we trust you
- Paid sick days (because, you know, sometimes life gets weird)
On-site Amenities
Because we want you to be happy, and also not hungry.
- Catered meals (because who needs a kitchen, anyway?)
- Coffee machine, stocked with artisanal coffee beans
- Free on-site parking (because traffic is a nightmare)
And that's not all! We've also got:
- On-site gym (because fit bodies = happy teams)
- Free on-site laundry facilities (because who needs a washer and dryer at home, anyway?)
- Free on-site dry cleaning service (for those fancy work shirts)
Disclaimer: Benefits subject to change. Like, we can change them whenever we want. But we're a cool company, so it'll probably be fine.
Want more benefits? Ask HR. They're always happy to chat.
(Note: This link will take you to an even deeper dive into the benefits. Like, really deep. Like, you-need-an-oxygen-tank deep)