According to the Department of Red Tape, Form 27-B/4 is an essential tool in the fight against efficiency. This intricate dance of paperwork and procedure is the key to our success, or so we tell ourselves.
Step 1: Fill out the form in triplicate, with a pen of sufficient darkness.
Step 2: Attach the required documents, preferably with a 2-inch binder clip.
Step 3: Wait 6-12 weeks for the review process, or until your hair turns gray.
For more information, visit Subsection 5: The Art of Waiting or Chapter 4: The Departmentalization of Time.