Sick Leave Policy Form | Chapter 5: Employee Handbook | Bureau of Redundancy and Bureaucracy

Please fill out this form in its entirety, using a #2 pencil, during your lunch break on Tuesdays.

Reason for Absence:

Number of Tissues Used (in 1/4s):

Number of Snoozes (in 1s):

Number of Scoffs:

Submit

Supervisor Review

Important Notes:

Please be advised that any incomplete forms will be subject to immediate revocation and possible termination.

Please note that any absences longer than 5 days require prior approval from the Bureaucratic Overlord.

Please do not attempt to use this form for any reason not explicitly stated in this section, as that would be an abuse of the system.