CONGRATULATIONS! You have been tasked with reading the most Epicurean Procrastination Employee Manual.
As a highly esteemed member of our team, you are now empowered with the knowledge to procrastinate with finesse.
Below are the guidelines to achieve true procrastination mastery:
1.1. Learn to recognize the difference between 'work' and 'work'.
1.2. Develop a keen sense of smell to detect the presence of deadlines.
1.3. Practice the art of staring blankly at a spreadsheet.
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