EPICUREAN PROCRASTINATION EMPLOYEE MANUAL

CONGRATULATIONS! You have been tasked with reading the most Epicurean Procrastination Employee Manual.

As a highly esteemed member of our team, you are now empowered with the knowledge to procrastinate with finesse.

Below are the guidelines to achieve true procrastination mastery:

Chapter 1: Mastering the Art of Doing Nothing

1.1. Learn to recognize the difference between 'work' and 'work'.

1.2. Develop a keen sense of smell to detect the presence of deadlines.

1.3. Practice the art of staring blankly at a spreadsheet.

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