Epicurean Procrastination Technique 2

The art of doing nothing is not just about sitting on the couch and binge-watching Netflix.

It's about mastering the subtleties of distraction, the nuances of avoidance, and the delicate balance between leisure and productivity.

Step 1: Create a to-do list with an infinite number of tasks.

• Make a cup of tea.
• Watch cat videos on YouTube.
• Learn to play the harmonica.
• Practice your best Arnold Schwarzenegger impression.

Step 2: Prioritize tasks based on their perceived level of urgency and importance.

1. Check social media every 5 minutes for updates.
2. Check email for spam.
3. Read the fine print on your favorite cereal box.

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