Welcome to the ETERNAL LOOPS, a never-ending cycle of paperwork and red tape. Where every decision is a form, every form is a puzzle, and every puzzle is a loop.
Fill out this form in triplicate, and wait 6-12 months for approval. Or, just fill it out, wait 2 weeks, and then fill it out again. It's up to you.
Download Form 1You've been denied? No problem! Just fill out this form, and we'll get back to you in 3-6 months. Or, just fill it out, and then fill it out again. And again. And again.
Download Form 2