Important Notes from the Bureaucracy

Form 3456: The Official Notice of Mandatory Compliance

You have been informed that you are required to comply with the following regulations.

• Article 1: Wear a suit of pants at all times.
• Article 2: Do not stare at people for more than 5 seconds.
• Article 3: Use the phrase "as per protocol" at least once daily.

Sub-Regulation 345: Additional Notes

If you fail to comply with the regulations, you will be subject to:

1. Severe scolding from the Bureaucracy
2. Fine of up to 500 Bureaucratic Bucks
3. Revocation of all privileges

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