We are a highly efficient, completely unnecessary, and utterly fascinating bureaucracy dedicated to serving the needs of the people. Our purpose is to make you fill out forms, wait in line, and sign in triplicate.
Q: How do I navigate the Bureaucracy website?
A: You don't. You will be guided through it by our team of experts who will walk you through the 17-page application, 3 layers of approval, and 5 iterations of feedback.
Don't worry, you will. After several sessions of mandatory training and a minimum of 30 minutes of orientation, you will grasp the intricate nuances of our Byzantine processes.
Q: Can I appeal a decision made by Bureaucracy?
A: Yes. But be prepared to fill out an additional 5-page appeal form, wait 6-9 months, and submit to 3 levels of review. Good luck!
Call, email, fax, or visit us in person. We are always available to assist you in your journey through our labyrinthine halls.