Meet the Bureaucratic Committee for Inaction, the only group of experts who truly understand the art of doing nothing.
Allow the committee to convene, deliberate, and ultimately decide that they need more time to decide.
Meet with key stakeholders, including but not limited to, the janitor, the intern, and the CEO's cousin.
Continue to meet, debate, and deliberate until the perfect solution is reached: doing nothing, and then do nothing with it.