Step 5: The Abyss of Procrastination
At this point, you've reached the depths of your own mind. The void of procrastination has consumed you, and all that remains is the faint glow of your phone's screen. You've been staring at the same cat video for hours, and you're starting to question the meaning of life.
As you succumb to the abyss, you begin to lose all sense of time and space. The only thing that matters is the next cat video, the next meme, the next Twitter scroll. The world outside your window is forgotten, replaced by the infinite scroll of your own indecision.
But fear not, dear procrastinator! For in this abyss, you've found a strange sense of freedom. You're no longer bound by the chains of productivity and responsibility. You're a leaf on the wind, a feather on the breeze, a cat in the void.
And so, as you continue down this path, you'll find that you're not just procrastinating, you're transcending the mundane. You're becoming one with the universe, a droplet in the ocean of infinite delay.
Or, you know, you might just get a call from your mom. Either way, it's a risk.
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