You've been trying to fix this problem for hours, but it's just not going anywhere. You start to wonder if you're just not cut out for this whole thing.
Go back to step 8 and pretend you meant to do it that way.The coffee machine, that is. You're sure that if only it had been working properly, you'd have fixed the problem by now.
Go back to step 9 and try again, but this time, really blame the coffee machine.You've done it. You've finally reached the end of this never-ending flowchart. Congratulations! You've earned it. Now, take the rest of the day off and enjoy it.
Go back to the break room and take a well-deserved nap.