This is form 3 of the Bureaucratic Onus, where you will be asked to fill out 27 pages of paperwork for a parking ticket.
Please select the correct option:
Option A: I am a citizen of this planet and have come to surrender my vehicle to the authorities.
Option B: I am a visitor from another dimension and do not understand the concept of parking tickets.
Option C: I am a time-traveler and have come to pay the parking fine for someone from the past.
Choose wisely, mortal: