Form 345: The Most Bureaucratic Form of Them All

Section 1: Initial Contact

Fill out this form to initiate contact with the Ministry of Redundancy.

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Section 2: Reason for Contact

Please select one of the following options:

• I have a question about the color of the sky.
• I have a complaint about the lack of napkins in the break room.
• I am experiencing a crisis of existential dread.

Proceed to Section 3

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