Appendix B: Mandatory Reading for the Inevitable Rebellion

Section I: The Officially Unofficial Guide to Discreetly Disavowing Authority

For optimal results, please read this document in its entirety before attempting to stage a coup.

Remember, the revolution will not be televised, but it will be documented in excruciating detail.

Section II: Glossary of Terms You'll Probably Need to Use to Sound Intelligent in Front of Your Comrades

• Reform: A fancy word for "we're going to make you do it again, but with more paperwork."
• Revolution: A fancy word for "we're going to do it again, but with more fire and brimstone."

Section III: Frequently Asked Questions

1. Q: Will I still have to fill out Form 5 even if I'm not sure if I'm supposed to?
2. A: Probably.

Remember: The revolution will be televised. Probably. Maybe. Possibly.

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