As we journey deeper into the labyrinthine corridors of Form 5, it has come to our attention that a most heinous crime has been committed: the disappearance of the socks. Yes, you heard right, the socks. Those soft, squishy, and oh-so-essential undergarments have vanished into thin air.
We are not talking, of course, about just any socks. No, these were no ordinary socks. These were the prized, the beloved, the missing socks of our esteemed colleague, Bureaucraticus Maximus.
Investigation is ongoing, but early signs point to the involvement of the notorious Sock-Napping Syndicate. This shadowy organization has been known to strike fear into the hearts of laundry facilities across the land, leaving a trail of pilfered socks and despair in their wake.
We will keep you updated as this situation develops. In the meantime, please be sure to double-check your sock drawers, lest you fall victim to this dastardly crime.
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