Frooty Tech 101: A Guide to the Utterly Unimportant

Chapter 1: The Frustrating Futility of Frooty Tech

According to our esteemed Frooty prophets, the following documents outline the fundamental principles of Frooty Tech:

• Appendix 1: The Art of Waiting in Line
• Appendix 2: The Ancient Art of Red Tape
• Appendix 3: The Joy of Rejection

Chapter 2: The Bureaucratic Loop of Doom

A comprehensive guide to getting lost in the Frooty labyrinth:

1. Bureaucratic Loop 1: The Infinite Wait
2. Bureaucratic Loop 2: The Red Tape Rebuttal
3. Bureaucratic Loop 3: The Loop of Loopy Loops