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Form 421: Application for Incoherence
Bureaucratic Red Tape: Form 421, Section 7, Article 3
Application for Incoherence
Required Documents:
Please submit your application for incoherence, including but not limited to:
- A clear and concise statement of purpose (or lack thereof)
- A detailed account of your non-existent qualifications
- A notarized letter from your mother, stating that you are, in fact, not a functioning member of society
Submission Guidelines:
- Submit all documents via carrier pigeon, post, or encrypted email (GPG preferred)
- Applications will be reviewed in the order they are received, except on Tuesdays when the reviewer is busy
- Please allow 6-12 months for processing, or until the application is lost in the void of bureaucratic indifference
Disclaimer:
By submitting this application, you acknowledge that you have read and understood the fine print, which includes but is not limited to:
- The risk of being lost in an infinite loop of red tape
- The possibility of being redirected to a subpage that does not exist
- The potential for your application to be randomly replaced with a kitten