Decree 24 of the Bureaucracy

Officially Official Document

By the Power Vested in Us, We, the Bureaucratic Council, hereby decree the following:

1. Article 1: All forms must be filled out in triplicate and submitted in triplicate.
2. Article 2: All meetings must be held in a windowless, climate-controlled conference room.
3. Article 3: All reports must be submitted in 12-point font, using only Comic Sans.

Adherence to this decree is mandatory. Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

• Revocation of privileges
• Loss of parking spot
• Reassignment to the night shift

Signed, Chairperson of the Bureaucratic Council