Article 1: All citizens are required to maintain a minimum level of productivity at all times. Failure to do so will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to: Fine 27-A, Penalty 27-A ประก
Article 2: All citizens are required to report any and all instances of slacking off to the Bureau of Unyielding Efficiency. This includes, but is not limited to: Whistleblower Protocol 27-A
Article 3: Any and all instances of slacking off will be thoroughly investigated and dealt with accordingly. This includes, but is not limited to: Surveillance Log 27-A
Declaration of Intent to comply with the terms of this decree.