Article 1, Section 1: We, the moustachians, believe that a well-groomed moustache is a fundamental human right.
Article 1, Section 2: We hold that the pursuit of a thick, luxuriant moustache is a cornerstone of freedom.
Article 1, Section 3: We, the moustachians, shall not be silenced by the whispers of the haters, nor deterred by the ridicule of the moustache-less.
Article 2, Section 1: We, the moustachians, shall have the right to express ourselves through the art of the moustachian wax.
Article 2, Section 2: We, the moustachians, shall not be bound by the tyranny of the razor.