Form 27-B/6: Mandatory Reading

As per Regulation 14-3, all employees are required to read this document.

Failure to comply will result in disciplinary action, up to and including termination.

Section 1: The Importance of Filing Correctly

  1. Make sure to use the correct form for your department (see Form 27-A for Accounting, Form 27-B for Human Resources).
  2. Ensure all necessary documents are attached (stapled, not clipped).
  3. Use only 12pt font, Arial or sans-serif.

Section 2: The Fine Art of Bureaucracy

  1. Never, ever, under any circumstances, refer to yourself as "the boss".
  2. Use the proper title and departmental prefixes on all documents (e.g., "Manager, Accounting" not "Accounting Guy").
  3. When in doubt, add more paperwork.

Section 3: The Consequences of Non-Compliance

Failure to follow these regulations will result in:

  1. Verbal warning, followed by written warning, followed by a third verbal warning.
  2. One week's suspension without pay, during which time you must watch our approved list of videos on "The Importance of Bureaucracy".
  3. Termination of employment, effective immediately, with no severance package, and a permanent ban from the break room microwave.

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