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INSURANCE POLICY FROOTY COVERAGE: THE ULTIMATEประก

As per our totally-not-made-up clause 427.5, section 7, subsection B, subsection C, we hereby declare that all users are covered in the event of a spontaneous outbreak of disco music in the break room.

This policy covers the following:

Spontaneous disco dance parties in the break room
Uncontrollable urges to wear polyester suits to work

EXCLUSIONS

This policy does not cover:

The cost of therapy for those who have been traumatized by our company's holiday sweater selection
Any claims related to being forced to attend meetings that last longer than 2 hours

Click here to learn about the prophesied return of the Polyester King

Click here to submit a claim for Frooty Coverage

Disclaimer: This policy is not actually a real thing. Don't try to make a claim. Or do, we don't care.