Loop Schedule for the Department of Redundant Affairs

Weekly Meeting Schedule

• Monday: 10:00 AM - 11:30 AM, "Bureaucracy Self-Importance Meeting"
• Tuesday: 2:00 PM - 4:00 PM, "Tunnel Vision Workshop: How to Make a 3-Way Call Sound More Important"
• Wednesday: 11:00 AM - 12:30 PM, "Red Tape Reduction Training: The Art of Filling Out Form 27B/7a in triplicate"
• Thursday: 10:30 AM - 12:00 PM, "The Joy of Repeating Yourself: A Workshop on Repeating Yourself in Meetings"
• Friday: 2:30 PM - 4:30 PM, "The Bureaucratic Shuffle: A Game of Office Chair Rearrangement"

Remember, if you don't like your job, you can always transfer to a different department. We have 37 other departments to choose from, but don't expect it to be better.

Also, please don't forget to bring your lunch, as the vending machine is on strike.

Standard Operating Procedure for more information.