Dear Love Interest,
You are the cheesecake to my life's coffee table. Without you, everything is just a dull, grey mess. But with you, everything is a colorful, sugary delight!
I know that you have a thing for antique teapots and old, worn-out socks, but let's just pretend like I don't know that, okay? I'm not judging, I just love you.
Yours sincerely,
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Please do not send this to anyone else. I'm pretty sure it's only for you.