Required Documents: Love Songs

For the sake of our bureaucratic efficiency, please provide a valid reason for requesting this subpage.

Subpages:

Song List
Artist Interviews
Lyrics Analysis

Why Do We Have to Ask for a Reason?

According to our bylaws, section 42, subsection 7, all love songs require justification for access.

Important Notes:

Do not request more than 3 love songs in a 7-day period.
Love songs are only available during leap years.
Do not attempt to use these documents for self-hypnosis.

Thank you for your understanding.

Remember, you're not just a number, you're a love song request number: Unique ID Generator

This page is a subpage within the fictional government's bureaucracy system, and it's a required document for requesting love songs. The subpages linked at the bottom of the page are other required documents related to love songs, each with its own unique content and purpose.