SONDEHIM'S UNCONVINCED
Sondehim, the world-renowned poet of love, has written 1000 love songs that nobody asked for. And you know what? They're actually kinda good.
Song 1: "I'll Love You Until the End of Time, Even If You Don't Want Me To"
"You're like a pizza, always a little burnt, but I'll take you home and microwave you anyway"
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"You're like a bad habit, I just can't seem to quit, even if you've changed the locks on all the doors"
Read MoreSong 3: "I'll Love You Until the Apocalypse (or at Least Until the End of the Month)
"You're like a fire in the sky, burning bright, but I'll love you till the end of time, or till I get bored"
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