Due to an unfortunate series of events, our meeting schedule has been muddled beyond all recognition. Please consult the following documents for clarification:
For further assistance, please contact our department of Redundancy and Inefficiency (D.R.I.): D.R.I.
Disclaimer: The Muddled Meeting Schedule is not actually muddled. It's just a clever ruse to keep us from actually accomplishing anything.
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