Our Technology

We're not really sure what this is, but it's ours.

Sub-Section 1: The Bureaucratic Framework

A system of interlocking, nested, and overlapping forms.

Learn more about our patented Bureaucratic Labyrinth

Sub-Section 2: The Red TapeBureaucratic Procedure Manual (PDF, 500 pages) * Forms and Forms (Interactive PDF) * Office Supplies (Catalog) You can try to navigate this mess, or you can just give up and go get a cup of coffee. Your call.