Parasitic Task Shift: The Ultimate Guide

Benefits of Being a Parasite

As a skilled parasite, you're not only a master of the art of siphoning resources, but also a virtuoso of manipulation. Here are some of the benefits you'll enjoy:

Free food and water - you'll be eating like royalty, without ever having to lift a finger (or tentacle)
No more tedious work - let your host do all the heavy lifting while you lounge around, enjoying the fruits of their labor (and digestion)
Guaranteed social status - who needs friends when you have a host to call your own?
Unmatched travel opportunities - where else can you get a free ride to the depths of the digestive system?

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Remember, being a parasite is not just a profession, it's a lifestyle. So, go ahead, suck the life out of your host, and enjoy the ride!

		
			// Parasite Code
			parasite = new Host();
			host.suck_out_resources(parasite);
			while (parasite.is_alive()) {
				parasite.lounge_around();
				host.provide_food_and_water(parasite);
			}