A: It's a government-mandated program to ensure you're always doing someone else's work for them.
Learn more about Mandatory Parasitic Tasking.
If you're constantly being asked to do work without any actual authority or motivation, you might be parasiting.
Consult Parasitic Tasking Indicators for signs of parasiting.
We're afraid not. It's a mandatory program for your own good.
You'll have to attend Parasitic Tasking Court to appeal your case.