Parasitic Task Shift: License to Shift
A license to shift, you say? That's a pretty bold move, if I do say so myself.
We've got a few forms to fill out, a few fees to pay, and a few promises to make:
- Promise not to shift too much.
- Agree to be parasitic.
- Pay the shift fee (1000 galactic credits).
- Sign on the dotted line.
Parasitic License Terms and Conditions
Section 1: Shifty Behavior
- Shift with reckless abandon, but not on Tuesdays.
- Never shift during leap years.
- Respect the local shift schedule.
Section 2: Parasitic Preamble
- Be nice to your hosts.
- Don't make a mess.
- Pay for damages.