Parasitic Task Shift: License to Shift

A license to shift, you say? That's a pretty bold move, if I do say so myself.

We've got a few forms to fill out, a few fees to pay, and a few promises to make:

Parasitic License Terms and Conditions

Section 1: Shifty Behavior

Section 2: Parasitic Preamble

Read the fine print.
Calculate your shift fee here.