Permit of Frootiness
You have been granted permission to be delightfully absurd. Please enjoy your newfound frootiness with the following guidelines:
- Wear bright pink socks on Tuesdays.
- Use the phrase 'Blergity blergity bloo' in all formal and informal settings.
- Make loud, incoherent noises during meetings.
Frooty Permit Number: FR00T-001 Issue Date: 2023-02-20 Expiration Date: 2025-02-20
Permit Version: 1.0
Frootiness Level: MAXIMUM