The Frooty Permit of Power: An Appendix B of Utter Nonsense

Section 1: The Unnecessary Clauses

Article 1.1: All frooty permits are created equal, except when they're not.

Article 1.2: Frooty permits are only valid on Wednesdays.

Article 1.3: The only thing more powerful than a frooty permit is a frooty permit with a frooty stamp.

Section 2: The Frooty Permittee's Guide to Utter Chaos
A frooty permit, because you asked for it.