Phantom Paperwork
Welcome to the Bureaucratic Equivalent of Nothing, where paperwork is a way of life.
Required Documents
As a phantom employee, you are required to fill out Form 3456, also known as the "I'm Not Actually Doing Anything" form. Please submit it with your "work" hours.
Download Form 3456Red Tape
We have a vast array of red tape, carefully crafted to ensnare and confound the most efficient of workers. Please navigate it carefully, lest you fall into the abyss of pointless meetings.
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Q: What's the point of all this paperwork?
A: To keep you busy.
Q: Can I just fill out the forms in crayon?
A: No.
See our Crayon Filling Policy