This is a confidential research facility, where the veil between reality and madness is constantly blurred.
You're probably reading this because you're curious about what we're really working on. Let's be clear: we're not.
However, if you're here for the free samples of our experimental snacks, we might have a few lying around.
Or maybe you want to know more about our "research"? Read the secret agenda if you're feeling brave.
Our researchers are currently exploring the following topics:
Parasitic robots that blend into your walls, Quantum entanglement-based instant coffee, and Dreams-injection technology.
We're also working on robotic diplomatic relations with the sentient appliances in your home.
Stay tuned for more updates, but not too much, because we're probably just testing the limits of human sanity.