Phantom Task 456: The Unattainable Goal

Objective: To achieve a 50% increase in productivity while simultaneously decreasing coffee consumption by 75%.

Subtasks:

• Phantom Task 789: Automate the Coffee Machine
• Phantom Task 012: Inventing a New Form of Time Travel
• Phantom Task 345: Developing a Self-Driving Lawnmower

Phases:

• Phase 1: Research (3 weeks)
• Phase 2: Prototyping (6 weeks)
• Phase 3: Iteration (12 weeks)

Key Performance Indicators (KPI):

To measure progress, we will track:

• Productivity Quotient (PQ)
• Coffee Consumption Ratio (CCR)
• Time Traveling Hours (TTH)