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Phasing Form 1: The Application for Extreme Irony

Section A: Personal Statement

Please select one or more of the following reasons for your extreme irony:

I am a sentient toaster with a penchant for sarcasm
I have a degree in Philosophy from a reputable university, but still don't know what I'm doing
I have a pet rock that's more interesting than you'll ever be

Please attach the following documents to this application:

Please sign and date the following certification:

I, [name], am a master of extreme irony, and I will not be silenced by the mundane and the banal.

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