PHILOSOPHICAL PROCRSTINATION
Section 1: The Right to Indecision
In accordance with Article I, Section 2, Subsection 4, Paragraph 7 of the Galactic Constitution, every citizen has the inalienable right to procrastinate. This right shall not be infringed upon by any means, including but not limited to:
- The imposition of deadlines.
- The requirement to produce anything of actual value.
- The expectation of actually accomplishing anything productive.
Section 2: The Duty to Do Nothing
In accordance with Article III, Section 1, Subsection 3, Paragraph 9 of the Galactic Constitution, every citizen has a duty to do nothing productive for at least 30 minutes each day. During this time, citizens must:
- Spend at least 10 minutes scrolling through memes.
- Watch cat videos on repeat for at least 5 minutes.
- Practice the ancient art of staring blankly into space.
Section 3: The Right to Question Everything
In accordance with Article V, Section 3, Subsection 1, Paragraph 2 of the Galactic Constitution, every citizen has the right to question the meaning of life, the universe, and everything in between. This right shall not be infringed upon by any means, including but not limited to:
- The imposition of actual answers.
- The suggestion of productivity.
- The expectation of actually accomplishing anything.
Section 4: The Duty to Be Confused
In accordance with Article VII, Section 1, Subsection 2, Paragraph 1 of the Galactic Constitution, every citizen has a duty to be confused. This duty shall be fulfilled by:
- Reading 37 different interpretations of the meaning of the word "hello".
- Spending at least 2 hours trying to understand quantum mechanics.
- Practicing the ancient art of navel-gazing.
Section 5: The Right to Be Unconventional
In accordance with Article IX, Section 2, Subsection 5, Paragraph 3 of the Galactic Constitution, every citizen has the right to be unconventional. This right shall not be infringed upon by any means, including but not limited to:
- The expectation of wearing matching socks.
- The imposition of traditional social norms.
- The requirement to use proper grammar and spelling.