According to the Bureaucracy Handbook, Chapter 3, Article 7:
Article 7.2.1 states that all employees are required to wear a suit and tie on Tuesdays.
Article 7.2.2 dictates that Fridays are mandatory for Casual Friday, but only for those who have completed the Bureaucracy Survival Course.
Learn More about the Bureaucracy Survival CourseSection 5, Subsection 3, Article 11, states:
When approaching the water cooler, one should always knock three times, whisper 'Bureaucracy', and then refill their water bottle.
In case of an emergency, call the Bureaucratic Hotline at +1 800 BUROCRY.
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